Vampire Dyke

officialspec:

well we had a terrible run guys. just absolutely godawful. the worst anyones ever done it. i forgot where i was going with this

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kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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mariacallous:

HOT STRIKE SUMMER CONTINUES

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fairycosmos:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

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pendulum-north:

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

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the-conquest-of-shred:

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homunculus-argument:

Shit therapists say really does feel like those “shouldn’t this be obvious” game loading screen tips. Like you got stuff like “communicating your feelings verbally will make others aware of how you feel” and “if you feel overwhelmed in a situation, you can remove yourself from the situation until you calm down” and you roll your eyes like ugh isn’t that just common sense, but someone who got thrown in with no tutorial and is operating everything completely wrong will spit out their cereal like HOLD ON YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?

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saturnisfallingdown:

Due to recent Tumblr updates, I’m officially announcing I’ll be moving to sudoku.com as my primary social media. You can also find me on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_bee

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owlmylove:

pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

i say this all the time about everything but nothing changed the timeline the way that justine kurland girl pictures did. rocked the entire world irreversibly and forever and ever

horrorgorewhore:

Using horror movies as foreplay. 

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